What? What’s that?! You say you’re not CRAzY? It’s your girl/boy/bestfriend, 
mother, father, brother, sister, neighbor, cat, or pet iguana who’s dysfunctional 
& unstable?? WE WANT TO KNOW! And if we like it, we’ll immortalize
that self-obsessed fuckwad in print! No holding out on me!! C’mon,
don’t be a swine, have a spine, & let Squirrel Bait make you shine! YEAH! 

Because laughter may be the best medicine, but a lot of people have
a hard time laughing through their tears & may employ physical VIOLENCE
to shut you UP for even suggesting such a lame notion amidst their PAIN!!
Survey says WRITING is the best therapy & it TOO is free!!! And
remember Kiddo’z, if at first you don’t succeed, try, TRY again.
Luv & XX’s (over your eyes, that is), 
Brazil (you know, where the nuts come from)

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