Do total strangers call you an ASSHOLE?
Mom won't take your calls?
Father's long-since disowned you ?
Sister's gone Mental? or worse yet, NORMAL?
Brother think he's Jesus?
Abandoned by your "significant other" ?
Seen GOD lately?
Do you wish you were GAY?
Ever contemplate Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation ?
Wonder when it will END?
Are you:
    Unable to hold a steady job ?
    Forsaken by friends, employers, landlords, & dope-dealers alike ?
    Poor, Homeless,Crusty, & WITHOUT drugs ?!
Do you Enjoy thisline of questioning ?